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how long is marcels dick

Marcel’s dick is roughly 12.5 inches
Stranger:My dick is so big
Another stranger:No, look at Marcels. Look how long is marcels dick
by Lucifer;) December 5, 2020
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how long you been knowing him/her?

how long have you known the person in question?
person#1. how long you been knowing him/her?

person#2. I been knowing him/her for long time
by labiasurfer January 17, 2012
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How Long You Been Teain

As Adam W. would say " I Been Teain since i been Teain!
Adam how long u been teain?
by Jesse R May 27, 2004
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How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
by Seanbeepbot October 31, 2022
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about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......
by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?
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