Fuck Everything Ever

Used when you want everything that ever existed to know that you are not a fan; FML's crazy cousin
Most commonly expressed as an angry exclamation.
Occasionally abbreviated as "FEE."

Person 1: "How's your research paper going?"
Person 2: "I'm going to start researching tonight. I mean, we still have, what, two weeks?"
Person 1: "If by two weeks you mean two days, then yes."
Person 2: "Fuck everything ever!"

by UpSideRight July 25, 2011

best fucking band ever!

best fucking band ever means that the band in question clearly kicks ass (reffer to 'kick ass' definition if you dont understand)

this is the best fucking band ever!

by mahlsy89 October 27, 2006

fucking coolest person ever

Stephen Colbert, plain and simple.

Stephen Colbert is the fucking coolest person ever.

by K3n7 September 9, 2008

weird as fuck for like ever

WAFFLE - Someone who is weird as fuck and will always be that way no matter w.

That dude is a straight is weird as fuck for like ever. and will never change. He’s a straight up WAFFLE!

by Rod323 March 10, 2022

First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.

They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.

by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021

Biggest fucking retard ever

Justin Trudeau is the biggest retard that as ever been prime Minister of Canada

His carbon tax, Bill C-21 bill C-18 are the most retarded laws and ideas ever. Biggest fucking retard ever.

by Biggest_bird_retar April 4, 2024

Funniest person to ever fucking exist

Dudes named Evan

“Evan is the funniest person to ever fucking exist”

by fallguysfan101 July 19, 2022