Fools Gold Loaf

A meal or a sandwich (whatever u call it) which consists of a pound of the grape jelly, pound of a peanut butter, one loaf and a thick sliced fried bacon..

Person 1: did u ate the entire Fools Gold Loaf?
Person 2: yes I did!?
Person 1: boy, you're fat!

by DawyM November 12, 2010

Fools Gold Digger

When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.

Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!

by Donny no drawers December 6, 2023

Fool's Gold

Someone who is in love with someone who is only using them, or taking advantage of them, but the person being used is still in love with the other person.

And yeah I've let you use me from the day that we first met

But I'm not done yet

Falling for your

"Fool's Gold"

by Jess Styles May 18, 2015

Fool's Gold

Someone who is in love with someone who is only using them, or taking advantage of them, but the person being used is still in love with the other person.

"I fell for his/her fool's gold before and it's sad because I fell again."

by DeludedBravery November 19, 2014

Fool's Gold

Going down on a girl with hopes of reciprocation, when instead she says she is going to the bathroom and never comes back.

"Oh man, I was pretty sure a bj was in the cards with Jenny but it ended up being Fool's Gold."

"I put in my time but all I got was Fool's Gold."

by Moopers March 31, 2008

Fool's Gold Digger

A girl who isn't pretty or sexy enough to be a gold digger, so she can only attract a splenda daddy, not a real sugar daddy to hook up with.

That fool's gold digger was like the clearance isle at WalMart, nobody with money wanted her goods.

by VintageGibson August 18, 2016

fool's gold

When you are duped into thinking a woman is attractive at a distance or from behind based only on the superficial characteristics you can see from that vantage point (such as her hair, whether she has a tan or whether she is engaged in physical activity) only to realize once you get closer that she is not attractive at all or even homely.

Dude, drive in the other lane so we can get a closer look at that hot blonde chick with the long ponytail jogging in a sports bra up ahead. Oops, my bad, looks like I spotted some fool's gold. Now that we are close it's clear she has bad skin, a hook nose and the early stages of female pattern cottage cheese ass.

by tomkru August 27, 2015