flophouse

A run-down boarding house for bums, hobos, and other transients. Not used anymore.

"Get those street-Arabs out of my shop and into the flop-house where they belong!"

Angry shopkeep, c. 1890

by JakeStar August 9, 2005

Floptimistic

When despite hoping for the best, a man fails to get an erection due to high quantities of illegal substance

Post rave: 'Well it was always a bit floptimistic to think I'd be able to shag her...'

by Daarti February 8, 2015

flirtious

1. adjective: not consciously flirtatious

2. adjective: pathologically flirtatious

She's got a good business sense, but she's flirtious which undermines her ability to close the deal.

He's too flirtious to be in a long term relationship.

by df daily March 2, 2004

floptimistic

In poker, unable to fold a middling hand to a large raise pre-flop.

Lon: Giannetti makes the call for a million with deuce-four suited.
Norman: I guess Giannetti is floptimistic.

by ChuckChaser69 February 9, 2012

Flotatious

1. Having more float than the average bouyant item.

That piece of shit is more flotatious than the others.

by Allison and Bryan August 1, 2006

flocious

When you have a groovy flow

All the hippies had a flocious vibe during the disco.

by Hsysjshsnsokabs May 12, 2018

Floptimus Prime

A middle-aged dandy, usually seen propping up bars in South London. Often seen sporting a mix of modern and traditional attire; such as a silk cravat, a velour jacket and brightly coloured slacks acquired from the Kings Road.

Takes chatting up and bedding women equally as seriously as consuming large quantities of alcohol. Thus when both combined, a performance issue can arise(or not), thus one becomes "Floptimus Prime". He must announce his new name.

Picked up a frauline in the boozer last night. I had already sunk 8 liveners. Got back to my digs and it all went south. I AM Floptimus Prime.

by brandonreport March 4, 2011