floppycock

Something believed to be based in dubious science or nonsensical. Especially when it comes to repairing magical time traveling swords.

SOPA is all nonsense... it's floppycock.

by Warofart December 18, 2011

floppycock

1) a person who acts black, somoan, etc depending on who that person hangs out with

Patrick: Floppycock why dont you just go on your racecar and eat rice and be happy? (in response to someone saying "Ayy Sully" after that person just said "Sup nigga

by Louie XIX Reyes December 28, 2005

flappyjacks

Another word for gigantic boobs of a fake chick.

That girl has HUGE flappyjacks! Moooooo!!!
Flappyjacks or blue waffles???
Want some syrup with those flappyjacks???

by 54312929 November 13, 2011

Floppycock paddle

When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.

Preston's balls were big enough to play floppycock paddles!!!

by Lord knows January 12, 2020

floppydickaphobia

The Fear of Floppy dicks

She has floppydickaphobia

by capracapra April 28, 2020

FloppyBananaMan

Professional Valorant streamer known for being bad, he streams on an unknown schedule, if ever, and has zero energy whatsoever.

Person 1: "Did you see FloppyBananaMan stream?"
Person 2: "No, he sucks, why would I ever waste my time on that?"

by FloppyBananaMan December 13, 2022