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Floppingbot

Calling someone so dumb that there acting like a dumb robot
You're a floppingbot Elijah
Your being a floppingbot
by Floppingbot May 28, 2020
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Drop a flopper

To take a shit of colossal proportions- often takes several attempts to flush or must be broken up into several smaller pieces before going down.
Some dude dropped a flopper in the washroom- it's a 10-pounder at least!
by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003
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floppinder

brown guy (desi) who flops on you frequently.
Yo man wheres floppinder?
I've been tryna holla at that nigga.
by Mike James Bitch July 20, 2006
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Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky December 9, 2008
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Lippy flopping

1) When you be with yo girl, and you be working dat pussy so right that she be so wet, it shoots out like a jet. And you get to rocking that sweet punani so hard that her laffy taffy be slapping all on yo junk and flopping all over da bed.

2) When a man brings his female lover to such a state of arousal, that her vaginal canal produces a surplus of the lubrication required to facilitate intercourse. The male then proceeds to penetrate his partner so vigorously that her labial folds begin to "flop."

Note: Especially popular with women from the greater Pittsburgh area. Traditionally, the female would wear a small pair of furry booties on her feet while engaged in the aforementioned act.
Kent: Damnnn girl, you be so wet, I gots to clean up this mess.
Nicole: Boi, why you all about moppin', let's get to lippy flopping!
by Big Poppa KB October 16, 2010
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Flopped Some Cock

The descriptive act of insulting a family member, friend, or stranger, by displaying personal defense implements in an aggressive fashion, while also drawing maximum attention to your actions.
I flopped some cock on my cousin, because she was wearing a Hillary t-shirt.
by Mike McArock December 8, 2016
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name flopper

Person who casually invokes the name of a "famous celebrity" only to have the listener be less than impressed by the acquaintance.
Guy trying to impress his date: So, the other day before I leave work, I decide to have the crew fix me up a couple Double Whoppers with cheese and a large order of rings to take home for dinner. While I was waiting for my food, I ended up chatting with Chris Kattan who stopped in for a value meal. Yeah, CK was bouncing some ideas off me for "Corky Romano 2."
Girl: <yawns and thinks to herself, "What a name flopper!">
by 1985cyclone September 11, 2009
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