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first class Indian train ticket

Means you get to stand the entire trip inside a passenger car with dot-heads packed shoulder to shoulder rather than ride on the roof of a cattle car or hang off a handrail.
I'll be touring India for 2 weeks this summer.My travel agent scalped me a first class Indian train ticket.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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First Class Frontier

1.A pimp only hiring or owning only VIRGIN hookers.
2.The virgin hooker itself.
Jimmy couldn't get laid, and he didn't want a STDs from hookers, so he decided to try a First Class Frontier.
by Tydy11 July 11, 2009
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First-class fail

A first-class fail is a euphemistic term for failing a paper with the highest possible failure grade.

If you needed a C- to pass, for example, then receiving a D+ would count as a "first-class fail".
How did you go on your biology assignment?
I got a first-class fail
by K.C.J. May 3, 2010
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first class ass

a scooter riding son-of-a-gun who thinks he's all priviledged and shit. talkin' politics and buggin' the shit out of everyone he comes into contact with.
that first class ass just pulled out his pecker and said "hey look, george bush is running for a third term.....c'mon give him a smack."
by heart ass January 7, 2005
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First-Class-Douche-Bag

beyond the motherfucker and fucktard here comes the First Class Douche Bag. Meant for people beyond the rank of Private Dumbass, Corpral Retard, Sergant Asshole, (or Assface which ever you prefer) Mayjor Douche Bag, Lieutenant Fucktard, Captain Motherfucker, and personal favorite; General Cockfacemotherfuckingretardedasshole.
Comes the First Class better that the rest First Class Douche Bad
Way to go you've been promoted to First-Class-Douche-Bag you fucking retard...
by Hioshi Kiintai March 24, 2010
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First Class Hangover

The sensation resulting from the over-consumption of alcoholic beverages after being unexpectedly upgraded to first class on a flight. The free nature of the beverage service causes the individual to consume more than he/she normally would in a public setting.
Boss: Tim, you seem out of it today. Experiencing jet lag from your trip back yesterday?

Tim: No Sir, I have to admit that I had a bit too much to drink on the plane. I'm experiencing the first class hangover...

Cheap Boss: I’m glad to see that you are putting the company’s money to good use... I better not see those drinks on your expense report.

Tim: Don’t worry Sir, you wont. The flight was overbooked and I received a free upgrade to first class. To maximize the value of the company’s money, I thoroughly utilized the services included with the upgrade...Jackass.
by c-ski September 23, 2011
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first class fuck up

You can't do anything right and no matter how hard you try and you think its good it ends up being bad. You're a firat class fuck up if you dropped out of high school or couldn't finish it and had bad grades or if you don't haveanything to do with your life except end up being a criminal or something along those lines.
Jake why do you have to be such a first class fuck up!!!???
by KayZ January 9, 2015
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