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fat-fingered

When you dial the wrong phone numbet by mistake.
I'm sorry Sir, I must have fat-fingered your number. My bad!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021
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Flap Fingered

To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.
Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2014
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Two fingered gypsy

Two fingered gypsy is when your having sex standing face to face in missionary position and have two fingers up her nose.
I was bangin' this girl standing up and slipped her the two fingered gypsy. She was starring right at me.
by Btown kid May 20, 2013
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Uncle Robbie Two Fingered

When Uncle Robbie comes in in the middle of the night and slides in two fingers.
I was sleeping peacefully last night until I got Uncle Robbie Two Fingered.
by Hammerhead250 November 1, 2020
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fingered up the duckpond

popular from Gloustershire in England where a women/ girl is proceded to be fingered by an older man. popularly used in the film Hot Fuzz where Danny states that miss Draper is fingered up the duckpond.

Also can be used to state to be anally probed by again an older man.
Danny: I also believe that she favours the older men
Angel: How so?
Danny: Marcus Carters older brother said she had been fingered up the duckpond
by wertytrew May 6, 2011
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Phat Fingered Essex Ska

Awesome venue rockin' reggae/ska/dub written, recorded and preformed by essex's finest hippies - the New Town Kings - perfect for skanking to.
Person 1: Feel like some skanking to cheer me up....
Person 2: *puts on phat fingered essex ska*
Person 1: *has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to skank and doesn't stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion*
by Ska-gal July 23, 2009
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One-fingered butt plunge

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.
Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.
by LongWayfromHome September 7, 2010
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