Filtered wee

The act of urination over another human being while still wearing underwear.

Barnsey said "she pissed all over me, but don't worry, she kept her knickers on so it was filtered wee"

by Marco Dando October 30, 2008

Filtered vending machine

Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.

My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"

by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018

Filtered

When something(person, situation, story) is essentially made to, or even edited to seem not as bad as it is. Extremely similar to being fake.

She was so filtered, she acted like it wasn't that big of a deal to see her ex when he still clearly wants to be with her and then lied about it.

by Hannigramn January 2, 2017

Filtered

A woman that has been screwed so many times, that it wouldn't gain you any respect or self-dignity to have sexual intercourse with her. Hence the word "tap". She is liked tapped water.So in that case, she has been filtered.

"Dude! Don't do it with Ashley. She's been filtered!"

by SierraWithoutTheMist April 20, 2009

Filtered

Substitute word for something sexual when you're telling your sister about a dream the night before and you catch yourself.

"He filtered inside my jeans this morning"
"You were NOT filtering inside my jeans!"

by emx1 November 11, 2011

Fingerhead

A dumb joke that led to the creating of a new word. Fingerhead is when you draw a face on the tip of one of your fingers and make it do different things.

Give me a marker, I want to draw a fingerhead.

by Erinthisisforyou June 12, 2018

filtered

A guy thinks your cute because you have a picture of you with a filter on

when a guy only cares about your looks and only likes you because you have a filter

"OMG Shelly is so hot,she is filtered, without the filter is a no"

by Flynnstone7 November 18, 2018