filbert

The sexual act of receiving oral pleasure while taking a shit (blumkin) in a port-a-potty.

Dude, Jake totally got a filbert in that Johnny on the Spot outside Quick Shop last night." "Fucking pervs."

by TheCompound1341 July 10, 2011

Filbert

The slightly more humorous version of a cantankerous old grump who thinks that everything was better in "his" day. Sighting a Filbert is usually a rare event, witnessed briefly by only a few lucky individuals and forgotten just as quickly. A Filbert can bring light and joy to everyday situations before inevitably disappearing and plunging the world back into a steaming pile of turd.

"Hey bro did you see Filbert the other day? Life was briefly amazing and then it was shit again..."

by Filbert McGrumpy March 26, 2019

Filbert

Another word for:
Fish Fillet
Fillet’o Fish
Big fat bird

🎵Filbert the big fat bird🎶

by ass+ass+in=Assassin December 1, 2019

Filbert

That NiGGa named Alan FoRTiN.

That mans really out here named mf Filbert, my dude.

by Long Dick John Son July 12, 2018

Filbert Kenneth Vincentius

Handsome guy, thats it, no debate

Oh that filbert kenneth vincentius!! So handsome

by W1k1pedia November 22, 2021

Filbert

A person thats so selfish he can fill the whole earth with his selfishness alone, littelary the person that you would least want to meet. But they can also be caring and kind to some people if the guy is mean to you he does not like you at all :)

I hate that guy name Filbert he is the worse!

by Kirisaki Kirai November 23, 2021

Filbert

its a starbuck flavor you wouldnt understand; so you could tea bag it;
you could just eat the filbert aka nutella; Verb; this what you do when your name chocolate fred on a Saturday night dressed up as dolly P

While eating filbert could cause a skin disease that may cause blue skin irritation that resemble the smurf.

by lucy redneck ninja October 8, 2023