charles figglebottom is a big cock daddy that pulls hella men- i mean girls

brody has that shoe game and likes to rep them skinwalker 4s hes currently being sold on ebay for a full set of dimond gear. bro always has the blickey when the ops pull up on my boy in the suberbs.
and hes a faithful gent that always treats his hoes with care
yo girl gimme that charles figglebottom shawty
by mickey wit a blickey March 24, 2022
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A male who realizes the social hierarchy never existed and spent all his time fixating on becoming a sigma male. He realizes this is incorrect but is stuck in a loophole of his loneliness. The comfort he once felt is now a wall he cant get out of.
Im a fucking figglebottom male yall n!ggas aint got shit on me.
by TylerDurden69420 April 7, 2022
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There are said to be a Figglebottom in 1 in a billion people. Few are lucky enough to call themselves, Figglebottom. As a Figglebottom, you are designed to create, and destroy. Birth, and Eliminate. None shall stand in a Figglebottom's way. Notable Figglebottoms: Caleb Hines (also known as Devil Beard Figglebottom).
If I could explain the only Figglebottom I know in a sentence:
Figglebottom is the Number One hyperactive knuckle bone headed child-brain-seller walking millitary arsenal alpha devil dirty dirty calubby bear dawwggg figgy cape-in-pants boominboinsuperbottom with the devil's pubic hairs enslaver nigger turtle ninja 50,000$ devil
Figglebottom is a devil among us
by Mr. Bettag November 6, 2023
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