Dildo Faggins

A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.

"And thus Dildo Faggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of Sodoman the White.

by Sodoman February 19, 2015

froho faggins

He is the nephew of the asshole dildo faggins. Like his uncle he is a homosexual manwhore.

Froho faggins is proud of his uncle dildo faggins

by Who.gvs.a.fuk May 17, 2016

figging

A peeled ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after peeling the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!

The word comes from the 18th century. Unscrupulous horse dealers would insert a peeled ginger root into the anus of a slow or half dead horse. The horse would become lively and hold its tail better. The spelling was feague, but over time became figging.

The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly peeled the finger of ginger that would be used to fig her.

Mistress Karen loved figging her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.

by Abby December 3, 2004

BILL BO FAGGINS

BILL BO FAGGINS IS A PERSON WHO WALKS AROUND THINKING THEIR TOUGH THEY MAY RESEMBLE A FAT CARNIE WITH LITTLE SOCIAL SKILLS OR EDUCATION USUALLY THESE HEPATITIS FILLED FAGS WORK ON THE ROAD AND RARELY RETURN HOME TO THEIR DISFUNCTIONAL LIVES

I JUST MET THIS GUY I COULDNT UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAID MAJOR RETARDATION I THINK HE WAS A QUEER WHAT A BILL BO FAGGINS

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN November 19, 2011

Dildo Faggins

The homosexual hobbit. Short and ill-tempered, Dildo Faggins is a true asshole. A Dildo Faggins also has several homosexual tendencies, and can't handle his weed.

by Conquistador May 3, 2003

alabama figging

the same thing as figging only with someone in your family.

(read in Texan accent )
Sister: HEY brother, let's do some Alabama figging tonight.
Brother: Sure thang deer.
sister: I sure does likes me some fresh ginger!

by GrotesqueAnal December 5, 2016

figgin

From Terry Pratchett's "Discworld". It can be defined as 'a small short-crust pasty containing raisins'. But considering that 99.99% of the population dont know this, it can mean almost anyhting!

mmm, that was a nice figgin

If you touch my computer, I'll rip out your figgin and shove it where the sun don't shine!

by Gnarly Goat January 15, 2005