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national fake ass friend day

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.
Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!
by Bhaddiebae August 5, 2019
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couldn't find his ass with two hands

Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.
That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .
by dempsey4mk July 10, 2006
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gay ass friend

just a normal person who thinks their your friend but they aren't. and you also think they are gay for you.
dude that kid just acts like a fucking gay ass friend , I think hes gay for me.
by The guy with website humor April 19, 2017
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National Fake Ass Friend Day

On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake
Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!
by MoveLikeASssssnake November 27, 2019
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NATIONAL Slap Your Friend’s Ass Day

Slap your friend’s ass day is on July 28th so don’t forget to slap their ass
The definition of National Slap your Friend’s Ass Day is basically don’t pussy out and SMACK DAT BOOTY
by Jax1995 June 27, 2019
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good ass friend as shit

What you tell a person who is a good friend of yours when you are trashed.
Lauren, you're a good ass friend as shit!
by fallingrace67 August 19, 2009
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Fake ass friend

Someone who is so fake it's unbelievable. Also they do not care about who made them and gave them friends. Basically they are not loyal to you!
Yo that guy is a "fake ass friend" he called me a gangbanger after everything I have done for him
by Gangbanger107 June 30, 2017
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