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fieldston

one of the three hill schools, the other two being riverdale and horace mann. fieldston is by far the shittiest school out of the three, with the most obnoxious people. fieldston is also the most diversity centered out of the three schools, which is why it was very ironic when there was a racial scandal among students in 2003-2004. also known for being the school where the kids get high.
i go to fieldston. i am therefore a fucking asshole.
by bitchhh March 21, 2005
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Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give a man a blow job when they are asleep
1.I got $100 for giving myself a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston
by Ralph May 13, 2005
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fieldston

A private school located in Riverdale, NY. It's very easy to succeed in Fieldston if you're rich and spoiled.

At Fieldston, all the girls are "feminists" and the guys are solid 4s who think they're 10s. And everyone has a nicotine addiction.

Sports are ok for a private school filled with white skinny stick boys. And the girls teams are all ass except the softball and soccer team. Girls basketball team is unacceptable, the frisbee team (that's it. It's just that they're the frisbee team), I forgot we had a golf team, wtf is squash, and everyone praises the hockey team because this one kid scored one goal and that was the most exciting thing that has ever happened at that school. The poly game is an excuse for the whole school to get wasted and spit on their principal.

Any Fieldston party is a complete joke yet everyone thinks they can get lit. All the black kids are in love with the one black english teacher, and the white kids are in love with whatever the black kids think is cool. And everyone is jewish for some reason.
All the students spent a solid three months mourning a tree. Seriously. And the white kids love the black kids so much they say the n word whenever they want. It's a school where everyone is spoiled but they still go to protests cuz its "super trendy uwu." No one there is funny except the kids who are suicidal and poor. And the school praises itself for its long, skinny, ethical cock.
why am I still at Fieldston?
by eth-ical;anal January 20, 2019
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Feildstone 2012-2013

is a school where good education is proven, but everyday there are fights and drama. The kids will soon probably have to get security to guard the whole school to break up the fights and who ever started the fight and/or drama. There are no friendships, it is every person to themselves due to fighting in middle school.
Feildstone 2012-2013
by FritztheCat8 February 10, 2012
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friendstoned

Someone that gets friendzoned by throwing a rock at the person of disgust.
That guy must have got a lot of pain, since he got friendstoned yesterday.
by kydjaran May 3, 2018
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