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janky lo-fi

A combination of janky and lo-fi; bootleg; generally worthless or in extremely poor condition.
Hey, that burgundy velvet smoking jacket is looking kind of janky lo-fi, what happened?

Beer spill.
by yo February 1, 2005
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Jb Hi-Fi

JB Hi-Fi Limited is a publicly-listed Australian retailer that sells and specialises in consumer goods. JB Hi-Fi has locations in Australia and New Zealand.
"mate I just when to Jb Hi-Fi and picked up a new phone"
by Paridot Dino March 10, 2021
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T.B.O.J.C.F.I.H.

Acronym: True-beliver-of-Jesus-Christ
-following-in-Him.
Due to the man's constant obedience in the teachings of Jesus Christ, was commonly considered by his mentors to be a T.B.O.J.C.F.I.H.
by C.C.P.2000. December 15, 2025
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J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it
" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"
by No-_Name July 24, 2024
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fijmin

The coolest fucking fish ever and is the pet fish of the Dolan twins.
fijmin is The Dolan Twins pet fish.
by thedolantwins1234 February 9, 2017
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Fiji-ing

The act of getting your back blown out while eating a ketchup pizza in Fiji.
I dropped my pizza with ketchup on the floor after Fiji-ing in the hotel room last night and all I had to clean it up was a squeegee.
by KYR Carlos February 5, 2021
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Fijian Lava Lamp

To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:

A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.

NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?

BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016
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