Felchfest

An obligatory gathering where neither the felcher or the felchee is particularly fond of participating in and/or attending. Most often found in family type environments.
Both the felcher and the felchee are victims of circumstance.

"Mama is giving a Felchfest for those dumb little kids birthday. I HAVE to go." (An example of the FELCHER)

"I cooked all this shit for Thanksgiving and hardly a swinging ass showed up to eat." (An example of the FELCHEE)

by Madamoiselle Josette February 18, 2011

mother felcher

Lower scum than the mother fucker, the mother felcher will felch his own mother. This guy is a sick, sick man.

Get away from me, mother felcher.
You felch your mother with that mouth?

by birdbird April 9, 2008

felchmeister

A person who is experienced and skilled, "a master," in the art of felching.

As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."

Armand was the unofficial felchmeister at the orgy.

by canemaker December 2, 2010

felchmeister

someone who performs the act of felching whilst wearing a lederhosen to a high standard

rob hunter is felchmeister

by jack and jon June 27, 2003

Dryer Felching

Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.

"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."

by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016

necro felching

The act of felching a dead corpse.

After Chase fucked the dead body in the ass, he felched his cum out of the corpse's anus with a straw.

by ickytips April 27, 2005

felcher

During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.

The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.

by Potatotron Ramone May 22, 2005