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towel feces

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017
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feels like cinderella naega byeonhae

"feels like cinderella naega byeonhae" is a phrase from kpop band TXT's song Cat & Dog sung by the one and only............ yeonjun.
Yeonjun's verse: feels like cinderella naega byeonhae!! ryhONHAE!!
by Bambam1A October 27, 2020
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Have fun paying fees

Phrase used by Nano community to warn against coins with fees, a.k.a. 'shitcoins' as a poor investment. Especially those which will have $40 fees after two more reward halvings or at only 6tps usage in a world of 7.8b people.
Are you seriously buying BTC? Have fun paying fees!
by NanoIsSuperior January 4, 2021
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Feeesh

An absolute beer burner of a gathering between gentlemen.
Chundy, Chumbler, Meat Neck, and Cheddar had an absolute Feeesh last night.
by ChundyChumbler July 5, 2021
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DooDoo Feces

Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.
Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."

Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."
by StrangerInDanger May 14, 2018
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untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
by Telephony May 4, 2013
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feelspasta

Similar to a creepypasta, a feelspasta instead makes you cry from overwhelming feelings; such as a beloved pet dying.
I totally cried when I read that feelspasta!
by MissBirdie July 21, 2014
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