February 23 

If this is today, then kick ass and have fun.

Person 1. “ oh. Today is February 23.” Person 2. *punches person 1 in the face* “oh yeah. It is.”

February 23 by Why am I here. December 1, 2019

February 23 

National eat ass day

random person: hey, its February 23rd you know what that means..

random person 2: oh no i guess i have to eat your ass 🍆

February 23 by ᶜᵃᶜᵃᶦⁿᵉ ˢⁿᵒʳᵗᵉʳ February 14, 2020

february 23 

World shrek pinball day

I can’t wait for february 23 it’s world shrek pinball day

february 23 by SoulEfather April 16, 2019

February 23 

Hang with the boys/girls

Human: Yo wanna hang on February 23 Human: bett

February 23 by Cool kisses January 28, 2021

February 23 

February 23 is grab dick day 😩. so go find your bf and grab his dick because that’s your dick now

Me: bae today is February 23
My bf: yeah and ?
Me: it’s grab your bf’s dick day !
Also me: *puts my hand in his pants*

February 23 by Gaga 55 February 20, 2021

February 23 

national fuck day

boyfriend: hey its february 23

girl: come over here lets fuck

February 23 by penislover202 February 19, 2021

February 23 

When annoying lazy children were born. This persons name usually starts with an A and is a girl. This girl normally has 2-3 siblings that’s she doesn’t like. This girl is not a good person to be friends with and she is whinny all the time.

Person: When’s your birthday?
A: February 23!
Person: Uhm never mind I don’t like you bye😒

February 23 by Casmoandwanda2315 January 3, 2022