A higSchool full of thirsty ass bitches. There's a decent amount of good looking girls, while the rest stick out like morning wood. The stereotype that 90 percent of the students smoke pot is true. If you go to school there and you don't know where to get weed, you should probably go to a different school. There's no fights #Gay. Everybody raps and where's fake gold. There's only a few rich kids and I'm one of them. Bitches where fake louis vuitton and faggets where fake gucci. The ceramics teacher is a stoner. You can smell mcdonalds from the court yard. The sophomores are fuck boys, faggets and wannabes. Every one jews you out for a fucking dollar bill. The words bae and squad are used frequently. Rich homie is fresh, Andrew is andew, moe is bro, Michael is faded, Kyle is absent, ryan is yelling, Jr has my money, Bryan is at win dixie, Jeff is is Jeff big Michael is with his bae, medium Michael is wearing a scarf, and I'm just sitting here. The vending machine sounds like a feminine Optimus prime. IT'S FUCKING COLD.
Satellite high school:, have you seen jr and Michael. No. K then I wonder where they went. Spandex......crew......let's go in line
by stacksandsnacks February 20, 2015
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You see those flashing lights, 'cause every night, every night, I put on for my city.
-Kanye West in Put On.
You see those flashing lights, 'cause every night, every night, I put on for my city.
-Kanye West in Put On.
by YeezyPutOn September 27, 2009
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a term to describe a pivotal scene in the movie X-Men: First Class in which Charles Xavier (Professor X) accesses Erik Lensherr's (Magneto) forgotten memory of his mother lighting candles during Sabbath in order to enable him to move a large satellite dish at the Xavier estate.
Fan #1: Did you see that satellite dish of love scene.
Fan #2: Yeah, it totally had me crying. Charles x Erik FTW!
Fan #2: Yeah, it totally had me crying. Charles x Erik FTW!
by charleserikfan4596 June 15, 2011
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Ingredients : Pencil eraser and 4-5 staples.
1. Take the staples and stick them in all sides of the eraser.
2. Throw eraser at ceiling, hope it sticks.
3. ???
4. PROFIT~
Ingredients : Pencil eraser and 4-5 staples.
1. Take the staples and stick them in all sides of the eraser.
2. Throw eraser at ceiling, hope it sticks.
3. ???
4. PROFIT~
Student 1: Dude history class was so boring!
Student 2: Yeah I know man, I threw like 3 satellites in orbit in there!
Student 2: Yeah I know man, I threw like 3 satellites in orbit in there!
by fps_icarus April 9, 2010
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Get the Satellite Bull mug.A guy who is not in the friend zone, nor is the official boyfriend. A friend-with-benefits without the benefits, but sorely wishes he had the benefits.
K: Is she single?
R: She doesn't have an actual boyfriend, but she has few people revolving around her.
K: Doode, satellite boyfriends are the worst.
R: She doesn't have an actual boyfriend, but she has few people revolving around her.
K: Doode, satellite boyfriends are the worst.
by kavithaipuyal November 2, 2017
Get the Satellite boyfriend mug.a part of Brevard County Florida right on the beach, but you can not see the ocean due to the stupid condos. majority of the population is old people and they drive wayyy to slow. if your driving at night its an automatic ticket if your not in your mid 20's. to go anywhere interesting you have to drive over a bridge. it is home to the amazing CHICKEN GRINGO, and the not so amazing football team but seem to still be worth 5 bucks to see. you have to love friday nights!
by beachballmaniac December 16, 2008
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