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That Solid Copper From Fat Sams

On Friday 12th November 2004, i met the hardest and most solid man in my life. With his sexy greyish/black barnet, huge biceps and earpiece, he certainly looked like he could knock out Arnold Schwarzenegger anyday.
He came along looking to confiscate cans of beer from underage drinkers, only to walk away empty handed (making a complete tit out of himself). He did scare everyone though and stopped them from underage drinking ever again.
He went back in his car and started to feel how incredibly massive his biceps are. they were huge. and he looked ever harder with that haircut and ear piece.
by That Solid Copper From Fat Sams November 16, 2004
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fat sammich

What great gramps used to make you after a hard day's work , two slices of bread (of your lucky ) and one slice of bolagna
Come one down boys have I'll make you a fat sammich
by Mohawkvalleyman November 14, 2017
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fat samson

A term used for long haired men, who would suck the shit out of another man's ass.
Clay Mathews is such a fat samson, he can probably taste the corn Aaron Rodgers ate last night.
by JeromeB March 12, 2018
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Fat Samurai

The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”

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by PinTal January 2, 2024
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fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)
did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.
by PinTal January 5, 2024
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fatsam

A male named Sam that is particularly over wieght.
"mate, check out that Fatsam."
by Leona Burton April 21, 2008
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