fat mike

fat mike is the coolest man known to walk the planet. Also one of the most incredibly smartest, in more than one way. For those of you who disagree, turn off the radio, and listen to the music.

baa baa baa is what the sheep say. The radio is your sheperd. Follow your sheperd, little sheep. Follow him.

you are retarded for not loving fat mike.

by schnibbly wonka November 1, 2004

fat mike

adj.
When someone busts open a locker and pisses on their shit.

"i am gonna bust open this kids locker and give him a Fat Mike."

by Shaggy March 9, 2005

fat mike

A fat asshole idiot douchebag who's dumb sonofasmellywhore.

Nofx was okay untile fatass fat mike decided that he wanted to become fatass michael moore.(see Sorostitute )

by fat mike is a fat whore December 28, 2005

fat mike

Some fat Gay-assed kid named mike at Romeo High school in Michigan who has a big lips and teeth that wont fit inside his damn mouth. Who is also a douche

Hey look its fat mike, what a douche.

by bob dole March 9, 2005