Barbara- "Oh god, Carol. Will you stop flirting so shamelessly with our fat head boss?"
Carol- "Meh. Why not? Don't you remember what happened at the Christmas party last year? I got a raise"
Barbara- "You little tart. You ARE shameless! hahah"
Carol- "Oh shut up. You know all I did was be nice to the guy. You have such a dirty mind."
Carol- "Meh. Why not? Don't you remember what happened at the Christmas party last year? I got a raise"
Barbara- "You little tart. You ARE shameless! hahah"
Carol- "Oh shut up. You know all I did was be nice to the guy. You have such a dirty mind."
by bibliophile June 30, 2009
by Theory's Apprentice July 03, 2006
a song my dad used to sing to me because i have a fat head..
"fat head fat head two by four.
couldnt fit his head through the bathroom door
so he did it on the floor,
and licked it up and did it again."
my dad was a nice guy
"fat head fat head two by four.
couldnt fit his head through the bathroom door
so he did it on the floor,
and licked it up and did it again."
my dad was a nice guy
by Ethan Winn September 26, 2007
by Anonymous March 30, 2003
by Chunky Monkey December 11, 2003
Markus' head is so HUGE, he often can’t hold it up...... HGJASHDAKJDSAHLKADF. Like that, just then — his neck just gave way again, and smashed his head on my keyboard. Brilliant. Thanks for that Markus you fat head.
by Ben Sargent March 01, 2006