fasian 

A fashionable, usually intimidatingly so, Asian.

You could skewer a pumpkin on that fasian's bangs.

fasian by Skyfood April 4, 2009

fasian 

a male of asian descent who believes be is the intellectual center of the universe. fasians are overweight, typical of the asian parent's overindulging of their treasured son's every whim. This also contributes to the fasian's percieved intellectual superiority.

origin: eng. fat+asian

Lucy: Man that kid ******* ***** is alwaaaaaays arguing with me in history. What a fasian.
April: yup.

fasian by 'po December 24, 2004

Fasian 

A Very Attractive Asian person, a Fit Asian

Wow, zane from One Direction (UK X-Factor) is such a Fasian

Fasian by PO1983 December 23, 2010

Fasian 

Fake asian: other definitions here use the word in reference to actual asians, those from or decended from the people of asia (korea, japan, cnina, ect.) What it is truely used for is for someone who is caucaisn in most cases but looks asian ussaully a caucaisn whith pointy eyes and a round face.

Hairy: Pat looks asian!
Pat:I am irish.
Hairy: Then your fasian.

Fasian by Fasian Love April 14, 2006

Fasian 

A FAKE asian....

an asian that lacks math, computer, and flying skills

opposite : fasian

"hey, justine's hot."
"no, she's a fasian, she can't fly, do math, or do computer stuff"
"oh man, i see... nevermind"

Fasian by Jim Tramo October 2, 2005

Fasian 

Fake asian.

Look at that damn Fasian trying to DDR.

Fasian by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Fasian 

A wannabe asian. Not cool at all and annoying as hell.

M: God she is SUCH an Asian!
S: NOt really-she's just a fasian!
M: But her name's Jung!
S: Doubt it!

Fasian by Tomato24/7 May 12, 2010