fartriloquist

Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.

Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.

by PsychoPuppyDad March 20, 2011

fartriloquist

A person who passes the blame when he passes the gas. One who farts and gets someone else blamed.

The dad yelled at his son, "did you shit" after the fartriloquist in Walmart completed his performance.

by dj1 May 25, 2011

fartriloquist

far·tril·o·quist

noun /farˈtriləkwist/ 
fartriloquists, plural

1. one who is skilled or successful at uttering farts and blaming them on someone else.

My son thinks he is an accomplished fartriloquist.

by pinche gringo November 19, 2012

fartriloquist

One who throws their fart in the same way a ventriloquist throws their voice. {Can be used in regard to sound and/or smell}

1. I went to see that professional fartriloquist the other night. They were fartnominal!

2. My brother is an armature fartriloquist; holiday's are always a rootin', tootin' time!

by Ms_TaySti8 August 30, 2015

fartriloquist

The ability to pass gas "fart" and blame it on the cat who is half way across the room.

It wasn't me...the cat is a talented fartriloquist.

by jewell274 September 05, 2008

Fartriloquist

A dog or small child capable of farting and making it sound like it was you. See also: fartriloquism

(Farting loudly) did you hear the dog? She’s a real fartriloquist!!

by Cattlebaroness February 04, 2022

fartriloquist

The uncanny skill of releasing one's gas in a manner to suggest that it originated from somewhere or someone else.

There were a lot of people, so I did a fartriloquist and blamed the fart on some other guy.

by Mohawk Bob March 03, 2015