Fartriloquist

The ability to not only blame the dog, but to make it appear that the sound and aroma came from the dog as well!

Jimmy: Dude, that dog ripped one, and it's a nasty one!

Johnny: Ha! That was me, bro! I am a fartriloquist!

by bgndfan May 28, 2011

fartriloquist

One who throws their fart in the same way a ventriloquist throws their voice. {Can be used in regard to sound and/or smell}

1. I went to see that professional fartriloquist the other night. They were fartnominal!

2. My brother is an armature fartriloquist; holiday's are always a rootin', tootin' time!

by Ms_TaySti8 October 12, 2015

Fartriloquist

Someone who is able to throw the blame for a fart to another person who is nearby.

Dude, did you fart, or is there a fartriloquist in the room?

by Woodysunltd March 29, 2009

fartriloquist

The ability to pass gas "fart" and blame it on the cat who is half way across the room.

It wasn't me...the cat is a talented fartriloquist.

by jewell274 October 21, 2008

Fartriloquist

A person who successfully blames someone else for their fart

Andrew was good at 'throwing' blame for his farts onto others. In fact, he was the best fartriloquist in all of Australia.

by K-Rutch December 9, 2008

fartriloquist

fartriloquist is a person who makes it appear that his/her fart is coming from elsewhere, usually an innocent person.

I don't fart, my dog is a really good fartriloquist

by Japa December 2, 2014

fartriloquist

The uncanny skill of releasing one's gas in a manner to suggest that it originated from somewhere or someone else.

There were a lot of people, so I did a fartriloquist and blamed the fart on some other guy.

by Mohawk Bob March 3, 2015