fartriloquist

Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.

Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.

by PsychoPuppyDad April 4, 2011

fartriloquist

A person who passes the blame when he passes the gas. One who farts and gets someone else blamed.

The dad yelled at his son, "did you shit" after the fartriloquist in Walmart completed his performance.

by dj1 September 24, 2011

fartriloquist

far·tril·o·quist

noun /farˈtriləkwist/ 
fartriloquists, plural

1. one who is skilled or successful at uttering farts and blaming them on someone else.

My son thinks he is an accomplished fartriloquist.

by pinche gringo November 21, 2012

fartriloquist

One who throws their fart in the same way a ventriloquist throws their voice. {Can be used in regard to sound and/or smell}

1. I went to see that professional fartriloquist the other night. They were fartnominal!

2. My brother is an armature fartriloquist; holiday's are always a rootin', tootin' time!

by Ms_TaySti8 October 12, 2015

fartriloquist

The ability to pass gas "fart" and blame it on the cat who is half way across the room.

It wasn't me...the cat is a talented fartriloquist.

by jewell274 October 21, 2008

fartriloquist

fartriloquist is a person who makes it appear that his/her fart is coming from elsewhere, usually an innocent person.

I don't fart, my dog is a really good fartriloquist

by Japa December 2, 2014

Fartriloquist

The ability to do a fart but make it appear like the fart emanated from someone else, thereby avoiding any blame for said fart

"Dont blame me... it was billy in the corner who farted. bloody fartriloquist!"

by Teejaywill March 16, 2023