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stoplight fartlek

A form of cross-country training originally from Sweden, but adapted to a city environment. Like traditional backcountry fartlek, stoplight fartlek involves changing the tempo of the run, except instead of instinctually changing pace, the speed is governed by traffic and lights.
"I thought I'd take a leisurely jog around the park, but it turned into a stoplight fartlek when I tried to ride a greenwave and dodge a couple buses."
by Harris Bergstein August 8, 2008
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Fartlek

Forced usage of alternating speeds and positions due to movements of ecstacy in cunnilingus, making it difficult to achieve maximum clitoral stimulation. In extreme cases, can result in having to start again, causing irritation to both sexes.
"She started moving her hips up, so I had to fartlek her. She hit me as she was 'so close', bringing shame upon my family name."
by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005
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Fartlesnazzle

Fartlesnazzle originated from the ancient and pristine language Luxembourgian. The word describes the victim of the insult as a long hair greasy bimbo who smells of BO (Body odour). The insult gained traction as slang in August 1672, when the Dutch people ate their Prime Minister in The Hague. The word was initially used as an insult towards people who did not partake in the consumption of the Dutch Prime Minister Johan De Witt and his brother Cornelis. The word is still used today as an insult towards people who do not shower very often. It is unknown how the word evolved in such a strange way.
Matthew is such a fartlesnazzle. He only showers twice a month!
by SuperCoolUltraChad February 25, 2023
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fartlek

you fartlek

he’s such a fartlek
by sirbuttlicker September 3, 2025
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Brayden Fartley

Three words….White Trailer Trash. This individual can be seen driving a piece of shit vehicle that’s older than Joe Biden, making tiktoks with 30 likes, and constantly being cheated on by Lauren Coon. It has been confirmed his man titties are in fact bigger than his girlfriends #embarassing
Boy 1- “hey you see brayden fartley over there?”
Boy 2- “yeah the one that’s with lauren coon?”
Boy 1- “i’d hate to be white trailer trash like him, instead of worrying about other boys, he should worry about his girlfriend still talking to her ex, yikes”
by #igetcheatedon February 18, 2022
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A girl from maghull with a fishy fanny who is nose blind
Omg fishy fat fanny freya fartley has so just walked in here. The stink of sardines and tuna has just reeked my nostrils out
by Yorke November 25, 2025
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