fankle

A Scottish term to describe something akin to a Gordian knot or to have very little hand/eye coordination.

Those patch cables are an absolute fankle

Did you see him playing football? He tried to dribble past the defender and ended up in a fankle

by VeeTwin November 29, 2007

Fankles and fegs

Short for fat ankles and fat legs.

'Eww, you're dating her? But she has fankles and fegs!'

by NH3 December 29, 2007

frankless

lacking straightforwardness, roundabout; equivocal.

antonyms: frank, straightforward, blunt, unequivocal, unambiguous, etc.

Girl: You're an interesting person.
Boy: That's a frankless way of saying that you find me attractive.

by Manny Mann October 1, 2018

Farkled

The act of adding equipment to a motorcycle, sometimes unnecessarily. Especially popular amongst the BMW GS crowd.

Bill: "Wow, Bob has sure farkled the shit out of his GS!"

Dave: "Yeah, he has everything in the Touratech catalog on that fucker. I hate him."

by brad21 September 26, 2008

Farckle

Motorcycle accessory, not necessarily a functional one. Believed to be originated in the forums of Advrider.com.
Derivations of the word include: Farckling, Farckle-aholic and Well-Farckled.

My next farckle will be a set of Piaas for the bike.
I am in the process of farckling my GS.
I am an admitted Farckle-aholic.
I just pulled the trigger on a well-farckled V-Strom.

by DracaJam March 30, 2008

fankles

Fat Ankles. No perceivable difference in size between the calf and and the ankle. The leg apears to end with the foot.

"I can't go out with her! She has fankles..its gross!"

by Shaun. August 20, 2003

fankle

A panic attack, a state of confusion. A tizzy, in a right state
Used only in the west of Scotland.

Be cool. Dinnae get yeself in a fankle.

by Observer53 November 23, 2006