You eat 3-4 cans of whole corn, or one to two ears if your that kind of person, one day before meeting up with your dream girl. When your girl goes to philash you, say "hold on bessie your getting a farmer john today", you start "plowing" her from behind. Then when the mood is right, flip her over and let out your corny top soil in a nice row on her chest. Poke a few holes in the soil and make sure to plant enough man seed for a good harvest.
by Vesuvious June 16, 2009
Get the farmer johnmug. by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Get the farmer john cheesemug. An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.
by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010
Get the Farmer John salt lickmug. Highly respected womanizer
Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing
Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing
by Porta john February 15, 2019
Get the Farmer johnmug. a guy that's poor but has great morals and makes money by farming (by use of child labor) and selling drugs
by quaner January 4, 2022
Get the john farmermug.