Lord Farquaad

Lord farquaad is a straight up bitch ass motherfucker that wants to fuck Fiona and hates shrek. Also used as a insult

Some Rando: your ugly
You: says you, you Lord Farquaad lookin ass bitch.

by ...welp shit. November 22, 2019

Faque

A better way to say "fuck you", without the consequences.

"I don't like your hair" The man said
"Faque" I responded

by Ka♩en November 30, 2020

farquaad

The name of a character from Shrek. Closely resembles "fuck wad."

Coincidence? I doubt it.

Lord Farquaad is played by John Lithgow.

by captain matt January 27, 2005

Fatquake

When fat jiggles on cats. Usually caused by a human lightly running their fingertips along the fur of a fat cat.

Oh my god, look at the fatquake!

by someone just fatquaked April 15, 2014

Faqui-u

The mexican way of writing Fuck You

Some Cracker: This beaner doesnt know anything.

Beaner: Faqui-u

by rene007 August 28, 2009

fapuary

The month of February, where one spends time alone fapping instead of getting girls, especially on February 14th.

Person: I'm gonna masturbate during fapuary, who cares about girls?

by AlexSpanker February 7, 2018

Fequality

The idea that all human beings, regardless of race or gender, are pieces of shit.
The term was created by Jim Goad, author of ANSWER Me! and The Redneck Manifesto.

I'm not a racist, I'm all about fequality, you're all shitheads regardless of color or creed.

by Whitetrashoutlaw May 26, 2010