falkirk

noun

1. A group of words intended to be interpreted literally, but are misinterpreted as an idiom.

I said we we’re sweating in the tent, and he didn’t realize it was a falkirk. We really were sweating in a tent.

falkirk by TheRegisGuy September 20, 2020

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Falkirk

Falkirk is located in the Central belt of Scotland. However it is probably the shittest place in the whole country. The high street consists of charity shops,immigrants from the cladhan that hang about stinking of last nights curry (they eat it every night the dirty pakis) and self declared young teams who are all dressed the same in their matching homosexual bum sex convention uniform.

Here in Falkirk it is often stated that the birds fly upside down because there is nothing worth shitting on and that pretty much sums up the type of place this is.

"I'm going on a trip to Falkirk today"

"Have you packed your stab vest, paki repellent and anal virginity protection?"

Falkirk by John niglington December 27, 2024