figure skating

an extremely hard sport that only the smartest, prettiest, most gorgeous people can do. boys who do it are gay

figure skating is cooler than hockey

by noosheeeeeeennnn September 17, 2008

Figure Skating

A sport which got its name from the old school figures. NOT from the lame ass spins in the air called jumps and DEFINATELY NOT from the spins. What they call "figure skating" now is most definately NOT and will NEVER replace the true figure skating.

Jumps + Spins = Freestyle Skating

Edges + Music = Dance

Edges + Thinking + Concentration = Figure Skating

by Ed Elric June 19, 2010

figure skating

the thing that slutty girls and gay guys turn to when they want to play a sport on the ice and they fail at hockey i mean if you want to twirl around just go do cheerleading and you dont have to be a complete retard and freeze your ass off while you try to seduce guys.

Figure Skater: Hey why don't you do figure skating?

Cheerleader: I know that people call us cheerleaders retarded because we are, but we're not that dumb to wear mini skirts inside and freeze our asses off while we can just jump around in our mini skirts outside too!

by hockey player :) February 17, 2009

figure skatin ass nigga

a man who (figuratively) figure skates thru life with no concern for who he skates upon or cuts with his bitch ass skates. He has no loyalties to friends or girlfriends. He also usually rocks a faux hawk

He's just a figure skatin ass nigga, don't get hung up.

by Foofyfoof January 8, 2014

fagurskating

the sport of figure skating that involves the men's competition which clearly shows off skaters that are gay

brendon was an exceptional skater but he is clearly fagurskating

by Samran53 January 17, 2021