facefuckenomics

making money fucking faces

i told her the big money in porn was pov deepthroat thats just basic facefuckenomics

by myxxxpovnetwork November 14, 2021

facecake

Cake with a photo of a persons face on. Referenced in Scrubs.

I smell facecake!
Did somebody say facecake?

by Lexy W March 12, 2007

fapquake

Verb:

to tremble or shake the earth due to the motion of masturbating.

Noun:
A tremble of the earth due to the motion of masturbating

Verb:

Yesterday, Derek fapqauked 1500 miles away.

The earth was fapquaked because of Derek.

Noun:

I sensed his fapquake from here!

by Laishi MacTourment November 18, 2010

facebucket

What my grandma calls "Facebook"

Grandma - I finally got a facebucket! Now I can add you and send you virtual birthday gifts and invites to stupid groups to annoy the crap out of you. YAY!
Me -....yay?

by stillaudreyesque November 10, 2009

FaceMucked

v. The act of leaving ones facebook alone and unattended around drunk, creative young adults with nothing better to do than fuck with each other. The consequences can be devastating. Changed names, relationship statuses and your grandmas photos fro her trip to the bahamas are all free game. One can only untag, apologize, explain to your aunt why you "liked" anal sex and move on. Turn facebook into fun with Facemucked.

Shit i left my facebook open and i got FaceMucked!!!!!

by BGTheFaceMucker March 22, 2011

Facequaintance

Someone who you have 'friended' on Facebook but don't really know or keep in touch with. You generally don't know anyone who ever comments on their Wall and wouldn't know them even if they walked right up to you and slapped you.

"Yea, I'm friends with her but we've only met, like, once. She's just a Facequaintance."

by DJHawkman March 22, 2010

FaceMucked

When ones facebook is left unattended around friends, and every creative bone in the young adults mind focuses on destroying the integrity of tthe social networking medium. Slander, sexually explicit profile pictures, changing language汉语/漢語 and alot more friends from saudi arabia are all hilariously funny. dont complain, retalliate, come back bigger and more creative. and so the sport of FaceMucked was born

(brendan) Yo Trevor left his Facebook open

(mike) ITS TIME TO GET FACEMUCKED

(brendan) Should we change his status first or his language?
(mike) Dont forget to message his aunt and uncle, make sure they think hes gay!

by LAURIER_GOLDENHAWKS April 6, 2011