Facebook "Friend"

A person you have met once, goes to your school or has a close relationship with you.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.

Wow! I have 572 friends! Wait, who the f*ck is (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah, they go to my school! What about (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah! I met them once in the shopping mall! Oooh! Someone I know through Dad! I'll add them as a Facebook "Friend".

by Alexander_Banks November 16, 2011

facebook friend

someone you met and know in real life, but contact is confined to facebook for reasons other than distance.

1. when susi broke up with joe, they agreed they would remain friends. but susi didn't actually want to see joe in person, so now they're just facebook friends.

2. you know ted, my facebook friend? funny guy. he's always working though, so we never see him around.

by thust July 27, 2008

Facebook Friend

A person who claims to be your friend on facebook, but doesn't notice or speak to you in real life.

Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me.

Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend

Matt - Forever alone

by Im-Forever-Alone January 6, 2012

Facebook Friend

The basic unit of popularity.

Tyler: "Wow, Adam has over 2,000 Facebook friends! He must be really popular!"
Michael: "Yeah i bet he gets laid every night!"

by PopKull October 28, 2010

a facebook friend

A term someone uses to hide the fact that they are cheating

I heard he is playing something with a facebook friend tonight.

by Not Warco July 27, 2019

Facebook-friend

Somebody you know, and or don't really like who sends you a request to be a “friend “on face book. You usually accept because you don't want to make it more awkward then it already is.

That moron John sent me a friend request. I really hate that kid, but I'm going to see him tonight at Mary’s house, I don't want it to be awkward. He's really just a " facebook-friend. "

by Prom King December 3, 2009

Facebook Friend

Mostly 60 year old males looking for a friend

"Facebook friend" - I think we should have fun sometime, where do you live
Average Facebooker - I live at *********** ****, *** ****.

by Hi-Im-Chris-Hansen January 6, 2012