Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.
I'm a loser for achieving firstness.
by Katamari671 November 26, 2010
Get the Firstnessmug. by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021
Get the firstmug. The obnoxious practice of responding to a blog post/article/video with a comment saying "first." Generally this comment will have no substance; it is about nothing other than itself. When the first spot is stolen by a non-firster a firster will often resort to "second!" or "third!"
Blogger17: Long, thoughtful post about something important
obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting all over the place
obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting all over the place
by fallentomato July 6, 2009
Get the firstingmug. Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."
by ronmex7 April 16, 2009
Get the firstmug. A word that highly skilled internet commenters post on internet message boards to show their superior skills at being the first to comment on an article, blog post or other internet forum. Typically these people are highly skilled and successful individuals that are irresistible to members of the opposite sex.
by I21-a November 26, 2014
Get the Firstmug. A term used to describe the first person to post a comment on a popular video, forum, or website. Usually used by little kids who think they are cool because they are the first of thousands to comment on something popular, when in reality no one really thinks its cool.
by Hamshake March 31, 2011
Get the FIRST!!mug. Fucking your first cousin.
by fav January 20, 2007
Get the firstingmug.