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fart-knocker

A male homosexual. Often used by straight males against other straight as a means of humilating him.
by Fatty June 20, 2003
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One who farts on his neighbor's doorstep, knocks and then runs away leaving said neighbor in smelly ass cloud.
Goddamnit....That Fart Knocker just busted ass on my doorstep again.
by Dr. Evil December 3, 2003
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Fart knocker

A person who places their bare ass against a door and farts rather than knocking with their knuckles.
I came home and founds brown skids on my door thanks to that fart knocker.
by Pseudo Menudo July 8, 2017
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fart knocker

n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.
Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.
by camp lickalotta March 13, 2008
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by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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fart-knocker

a problematical, difficult, bothersome, object, animal, person or situation
My (cat, computer, lover) is a major fart-knocker. This is a fucking fart-knocker of a day: the dog had kittens and refuses to take care of them.
by amDawn January 22, 2009
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It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.
by Craig April 6, 2005
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