Failure Drill

Two to the chest, one to the head.

Hit him up with a failure drill and he'll go down.

by USMC KILLA March 28, 2010

Failure

Me

I'm a failure

by Jarbar February 21, 2017

Mein failure

A meme that the downfall community of parodies likes to nickname hitler as.

Fegelein: Dude, Did you see that new hitler rants parodies video?
Krebs: Fish. I know, I love the Mein failure joke.

by nonexistentturtle November 12, 2021

Perpetual failure

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.

Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014

abject failure

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.

It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!

by SCW, Walter's Old Tree May 27, 2016

Life Failure

One who fails at life

That guy fails at life, what a pear-shaped loser. He truly is a life failure.

by Soapey May 1, 2020

A failure

Me

You know who is a failure? Me!

by WheeeeeelyBin August 7, 2020