f.o.d.

A very useful abreiviation meaning "Fuck Off and Die."

Use this phrase if you want to tell someone to "go away," but not in so many words;).

by Kattzgalore June 10, 2005

F.O.D

"Forehead Of Doom" - A girl with a distractingly large forehead so big you want to play racquetball off it....Or do other extracurricular activities with it.

Can be pronounced as "Fod" as well as just the abbreviated letters "F.O.D"

I was distracted the whole date by light reflecting off this girl's giant F.O.D. Suffice it to say, it didn't go well.

by Mersh Danger June 22, 2011

F.O.D

Fresh-off-the-dick. A term used to describe a girl who frequents fraternity houses and fucks all the guys.

That chick's such a F.O.D, I saw her at Sigma Nu last night.

by foddy April 22, 2013

f.o.d.

Foreign object damage. Any object sucked into an engine intake. Also, anything damaged by fod.

Pick up that F.O.D.
Also: The engine was fodded

by The Bozz September 23, 2003

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA

Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010

F.O.D.A.

Stands for, Fat Over the Dick Area. Refers to the massive gut hanging over a man's penis.

Gus hasn't seen his penis in years, due to his F.O.D.A.

by YIMHOT June 19, 2007

F.O.D

Forien Object Damaged

a piece of rubbish,stone,army cadet on the air field

by spanky November 28, 2003