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Exsqueeze

I exsqueeze you from the table
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breathtaking; more beautiful and magnificent than god himself; exquisite
he didn't call me beautiful first, he called me esqueeze
by esqueeze June 29, 2017
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It might be used in Wayne's World, but the character Ali Nadim uses this expression already in Mind Your Language from 1977.
Ali uses Exsqueeze Me when he has to pass somebody.
by Bertram Heath November 5, 2021
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Also written exqueezeme and eksqueezeme

An expression meaning "excuse me" but bastardized to incorporate the words "squeeze me"...

Mostly used to express surprise.

First recorded use in media was in the movie Wayne's World (1992)
Cassandra: Isn't that great? You've heard it?
Wayne: exsqueezeme ? Have I seen this one before? "Frampton Comes Alive"? Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it. It came in the mail with samples of "Tide".
by Lucason January 4, 2008
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Fucking annoying amalgamation of 'Squeeze' and 'Excuse me'.

Perhaps used to be cool, when I was about 5, but is now used by timid fat women at work who want you to move, are passive aggressive and go all red in the face before they say it because really they want to hit you in the head with a broken bottle.
Inside Timid Woman's Head:
"This fat fucking cunt I want to finger fuck her whole family"

Outloud in a high-pitched whine:
"Exsqueeze me"
perhaps some more 'e's can be added:
"Exqueeeeeeeeze me"
by Octopusswah June 29, 2006
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Horny seventh graders, kids who want to be laughed at, and perverts will use this phrase when asking to be pardoned. You know what, they probably aren't even serious about being excused.
Seventh Grader- "Oh, exsqueeze me!"
Excuser- "The only thing I'm going to squeeze is your neck if you don't lay your hands off, you bastard!"
by ILiveWhereTheApesHowl May 22, 2009
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Student: Hey Mr. Arnold, I have a question!
Arnold: Exsqueeze me for a second.
by Apstats March 29, 2010
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