Exhaustipated

Just too tired to give a sh!!t.

im Exhaustipated im Just too tired to give a sh!!t.

by ignoramos October 30, 2012

Exhaustipated

Exhaustipated is the feeling one has when he is so tired he just doesn't give a shit. It was my mother's expression when she put in an exhausting day of work and came in so tired she didn't want to cook, turn the bed down or use the effort to shit.

I worked my fingers to the bone, my ass is dragging and I'm as exhaustipated as a push-me pull-you. A push-me pull-you is any animal with a head on both ends and no asshole so it can't shit even after a whole day of trying.

by krob7418 April 17, 2009

excitipated

when a uptight person gets overly excited about a situation. Someone who looks constipated when they get unexpectedly excited. (excited + constipated)

Dick Cheney looked excitipated when talking about waterboarding the other day.

Joe, the christian conservative and 30-year old virgin, looked excitipated when we took him to that club downtown where Becky wanted to dance with him.

by easturbanNE May 24, 2009

exaustapated

It is when you are so tired you don't give a shit

I'm so exaustapated today I got no sleep

by Hillery-Dick Wilford December 21, 2016

EXHAUSTIPATED

Just too tired to give a shit.

How is the training for the marathon? I'm exhaustipated!

by novermyhead October 19, 2012

exhaustipated

It is when a person is just too tired to give a shit

Dude: Bro, you should really finish your lab report for tomorrow, it counts for a large amount of your final grade
Bro: I can't do it dude, I'm exhaustipated. fuck dat shiiiiiiiitttt

by Mostorboating March 6, 2014

Exhaustipated

Being so tired you can't even poop. You're not bunged up or anything, but it's been a long day, and the bathroom is alllllll the way over there...

Tom got in from his 60 hour work week and flopped down on the couch to take off his steel toes... only to find he was too exhaustipated to get up afterwards.

by LukaRam August 11, 2017