controlling ex-boyfriend

a guy that breaks up with you because he can't handle your independence and then still calls you to try to tell you what to do and makes you feel bad for being single and having a life

BOB "Let me talk to him. I know he's at that party with you."
ME "No, your not going to talk to him. You're such a controlling ex-boyfriend."

by thisisu October 16, 2005

exconerated

v. Declared not-guilty, despite yor obvious guilt, by a cadre of supporters.

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I hope to buy my way out of this mess. I will appoint my own judge and be exconerated by Tuesday.

by gnostic3 February 1, 2020

excondoser

The act of using a condom originally purchased, owned, or provided by a sexual partner’s ex. Implies an unspoken handoff of intimate resources from one relationship to another, often carrying a mix of awkwardness, thrift, and quiet heroism. Also celebrated as eco-friendly for reducing unnecessary manufacturing and late-night 7-Eleven runs — a sustainable choice in both love and latex.

He is a total excondoser. Said it was ‘eco-conscious.’

by Redhill Platoism August 9, 2025