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Eskimo Cousins

Similar to Eskimo brothers, Eskimo cousins are when you and another guy fuck two sisters, it is an eternal bond between two men, albeit less potent than an Eskimo bro bond
Eric: wait mike, did you smash lindsey??
Mike: uh yeah bro why?
Eric: duuuuddde that's my gfs older sister... That's means we're...
Both shout: ESKIMO COUSINS
by fruitbytheinch April 23, 2020
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Dude, did you hear Emma and Hope fucked cousins? Yea, their Eskimo cousins now.
by Debby Ryand April 10, 2021
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Eskimo cousins

Two people who have slept with the same person.
Frank and his female cousin Alicia both slept with Sarah years apart. They went from cousins to Eskimo Cousins after sharing the same igloo.
by Couchie slayer January 25, 2025
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When you finger or eat out a girl your homie cracked
Nick and I aren’t quite Eskimo brothers but we are definitely Eskimo cousins.
by Matpall February 1, 2026
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eskimo second-cousins

two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person
"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"
by kgodwins August 1, 2011
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