Escalade

A vehicle which inner-city morons with bad credit aspire to drive; much in the same way hillbillies aspire to own a fireworks stand.

"Fo shizzle, dat Escuhlay be duh mad phat, pimped out, and off duh hook, G!"

by Angry Man October 30, 2003

roman escalade

gently place the ball sack on their eye sockets while draping your shaft down the brim of their nose and riding in a back and forth motion

I was gonna give him a roman helmet but took um for a ride in the roman escalade.

by truey December 31, 2008

Escalade

A SUV equally popular with rappers, drug dealers, old men and soccer moms. Basically a dressed-up suburban .

"Did you see the escalade seized from that drug dealer by the cops?

by TheBigCon4800 June 3, 2015

escalade

A Chevrolet Tahoe with body cladding, 18" wheels, and some fake chrome shit all over. Often acquired by people on the verge of bankruptcy who have a small dick.

Person 1: "Yo, I got me an escalade."
Person 2: "Sweet! Let's check it out."
Person 1: "Oh, the bank took it already."

by Chuck W February 18, 2008

Back Door Escalade

Part of the action in describing a back door cover in gambling. The 'Escalade' is used to 'break down the back door' to win a sports bet late in the game.

My team is only down 6, I'm gonna bring the Back Door Escalade around and break through the door!

by Milt Deezy May 8, 2007

Escalade

An Over-priced copy of the chevy Tahoe , Avalanche and Suburban. Stupid people want an over-priced ESCALADE.

Example: Tahoe base price 30k , Escalade 55g
Avalanche 25g , Escalade EXT 52g

by NY Minute September 11, 2004

Escalade

An over-priced SUV that rappers and hip-hop artist drive and sing about.
Most young white male teens think that they are ballin

My esss-cuh-laaaade izz off da mofuhkin heeeezy.
Dude! Look at that Escalade!!

by Mr Bkr January 11, 2009