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Eloy is the Sexxiest guy ever!!! I wanna fuck him sooo bad!!!
Eloy is so damn fuckable!
by Shelbe May 6, 2005
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Eloy

A city in AZ. The literal meaning of Eloy is "God, Oh God, why hast thou forsaken me?"

It's the place where starz are born. A great lil' city located mid-point between Phoenix and shit-ass Tucson. It boasts the birthplace of the Bossiest out of Toltec. It also has other beautiful neighborhoods such as the El Gatos, La Grande Vista, Trekell Park, Picacho Heights, and the fabo South Side District.

It's a traditional place - people still cruise and they will never quit...ridin 'til the wheels fall off. It even has a Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard. Most people in Eloy follow in their care-givers footsteps and do what ever they want; a sign of success that can be seen all over town. Eloy also has several street performers such as Landell and Moose who can't wait to perform for you. Bi-lingual? So is Eloy, where English really is a second language.

Oh yeah! Skydive Arizona located in the beautiful Toltec district. Skydive Arizona is home to the world skydivathon, which is where everyone in the world comes to skydive, derp.

Th ethnic make up of this wonderful place is 75% Mexican, 15 % Black, 5% Indian, 3% Other, and 2% White.

Keep your eyes open and your wallet in your front pocket.
The Boss' son: Just come to Eloy for one day baby.
by Don Maccey January 2, 2007
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Eloy

The smartest stupid-ass you'll ever meet. The one person that you actually felt connected to. His voice calmed you down. His laugh was the only thing that you ever want to hear for the rest of your life. He made your bad days ok and your ok days good and your good days fucking immaculate. His personality, his humor and even his smell and music taste meant the world to you. He was just so *warm* and he loved ramen and video games. Everything about him, you loved. You just wish he could've loved himself like you did. You wish he could've held on longer. And you wish that you could've done something. He was special, and there would never be anyone like him again. He was an angel sent to you, but he deserved more than what life had to offer him.
You can finally rest now, Eloy.
by bluemonkey2550602 January 25, 2022
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elois

Most commonly the nicest kindest girl in their friend group. She is always impeccable at sports and most things she does. She normally has the biggest smile and the happiest laugh. A lot of their last names begin with an M. They have the best healthiest hair too!!!
Guy 1: Oh wow look at that chick, what’s her name?
Guy 2: Elois
Guys 1: well not a surprise her names Elois
by Cheezie October 27, 2020
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Eloi, Eloi, Lama Sabachthani?

The last words of christ, said just before he died. Can be said by others when they feel they have been let down. Translation to English is


"My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?"
"And when the sixth hour had come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" which means, "My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?" ... And Jesus uttered a loud cry, and breathed His last. And the curtain of the Temple see Temples was torn in two, from top to bottom. And when the centurion, who stood facing Him, saw that He thus breathed His last, he said, "Truly this man was the Son of God!" (Mark 15:33-34,37-39 RSV)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Eloi

A NPC , SJW or lefty that is not entirely evil or fugly ; just emasculated and clueless about the world around him/her and unable to defend itself or argue its positions properly due to severe leftism, veganism, yoga or similar new-age ideologies that replaced critical thinking. Is afraid of Morlocks and thinks everyone right from Karl Marx is a Morlock but due to complete inability to fight or argue a Eloi ignores everything and everyone challenging his views. Reference is The Time Machine by H.G. Wells. "the Eloi lived simply and spent their days talking, eating, sleeping, dancing, playing, and flirting."
He is harmless, just an Eloi NPC. She is a typical Eloi just tell her you're vegan and she'll be easy.
by Prophet Leto November 28, 2018
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Eloi

by Japollito November 22, 2021
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