ellipsis

the word that you get excited as shit to look up and then you find out it means punctuation mark or some shit like that.
kaila taylor and the other taylor: "OMFG! LETS LOOK UP WHAT ELLIPSIS ARE!!"
*finds the definition*
kaila: "WTF OMFG, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THATS ALL IT MEANS? UGH! FUCK MY LIFE!"
the other taylor: "you should stock your women 7 times a week because im bo yo and ill give you monthly ellipsis"
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ellipsis

An ellipsis is a kind of 'super-period' which makes a female exponentially more emotional and bitchy than her regular period. Easily demonstrated graphically:

Period: .
Ellipsis: ..................................
Girl: WAHH WAHH WAAHHHHHH CRY BITCH BITCH FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

Guy 1: Whoa, what's her problem?

Guy 2: She's being a megabitch because she's on her ellipsis.

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY? *starts bawling uncontrollably*
by hoodrow trillson February 19, 2011
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ellipsis abuse

When someone repeatedly, indeed excessively, uses the ellipsis (...) in written text to give an impression of the flow of spoken conversation. Mostly just looks more artificial; usually indicates poor knowledge of internet etiquette on the part of an older generation. Commonly found by old people trying to communicate on Facebook.
Person 1: *insert humorous Facebook status obviously intended for appreciation by friends*
Person 2: *commenting* Hey... how is it going... just checking in... everything's good here... see you later.
Person 1: Wow. Not only did you hijack my status for an irrelevant personal conversation, but you employed serious ellipsis abuse. Thanks, dad.
Person 2: Don't forget the milk... can you call me when you get here... thanks... see you soon.
Ellipsis: THE PAIN!
by Robanes August 03, 2013
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Schizo ellipsis

A series of dots (...) frequently used in schizoposts, which can help identify such posts. Schizophrenia symptoms include a speech disorder called "looseness of association" that manifests in writing. Schizo ellipses are used by individuals with schizophrenia to link loosely related ideas, convey their thought process while writing, or omit information for an ominous effect.

Schizoposts often feature schizo ellipses and other punctuation errors, as the writer believes the reader already understands their point and doesn't need further explanation. Consequently, schizo ellipses end sentences without forming a question or statement, leaving the reader to "form their own conclusion" and wonder about WTF they just read.
"John couldn't help but notice the schizo ellipsis while reading /x/: 'The government is hiding the truth about aliens... I've seen them with my own eyes... but you wouldn't understand... it's all connected, you know... just wait and see...' It left him both curious and confused about the author's true intentions."
by thetruthisout2012 May 07, 2023
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ellipsis golfer

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.
Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.
by SeJoker September 27, 2021
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Verbal Ellipsis

The spoken (unspoken?) equivalent of "..." on instant messenger. This is very similar to being given the "Silent Treatment."
Patty is pissed because I made a joke about her big butt last night. She has been giving me the verbal ellipsis all day.
by AtlasShrugged80 February 17, 2010
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Ellipsis tease

When someone starts typing an iMessage, but doesn't send it, the recipient sees an ellipsis before it disappears, then nothing.
Stop being such an ellipsis tease and spit it out!
by lethor July 12, 2013
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