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ellipsis 

An ellipsis is a kind of 'super-period' which makes a female exponentially more emotional and bitchy than her regular period. Easily demonstrated graphically:

Period: .
Ellipsis: ..................................
Girl: WAHH WAHH WAAHHHHHH CRY BITCH BITCH FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

Guy 1: Whoa, what's her problem?

Guy 2: She's being a megabitch because she's on her ellipsis.

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY? *starts bawling uncontrollably*
ellipsis by hoodrow trillson March 6, 2011
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Ellipsis 

Also called a "rolling period", an ellipsis is when a woman has three consecutive periods across 3 consecutive months without breaks. They are commonly known to make life not worth living as they usually involve extensive amounts of pain in the uterus, and more flow than a fresh mixtape.
Lily: Aw fuck i just started my period right after i got off the last one. Its been flowing for 3 months now!
Kaitlin: Damn girl seems like you got an ellipsis going on down there.
Lily: I need another pad
Ellipsis by TheHoodedShaft September 20, 2017

ellipsis abuse 

When someone repeatedly, indeed excessively, uses the ellipsis (...) in written text to give an impression of the flow of spoken conversation. Mostly just looks more artificial; usually indicates poor knowledge of internet etiquette on the part of an older generation. Commonly found by old people trying to communicate on Facebook.
Person 1: *insert humorous Facebook status obviously intended for appreciation by friends*
Person 2: *commenting* Hey... how is it going... just checking in... everything's good here... see you later.
Person 1: Wow. Not only did you hijack my status for an irrelevant personal conversation, but you employed serious ellipsis abuse. Thanks, dad.
Person 2: Don't forget the milk... can you call me when you get here... thanks... see you soon.
Ellipsis: THE PAIN!
ellipsis abuse by Robanes September 4, 2013

ellipsis golfer 

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.
Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.
ellipsis golfer by SeJoker September 27, 2021

Ellipsis tease

When someone starts typing an iMessage, but doesn't send it, the recipient sees an ellipsis before it disappears, then nothing.
Stop being such an ellipsis tease and spit it out!
Ellipsis tease by lethor August 21, 2013

ellipsis whore

A person that uses an ellipsis in every sentence.

An over use of ellipsis in a sentence.
Example.
* Guy. Hey!
* Girl. Hai...
* Guy So what is up?
* Girl Nothing...
* Guy Oh okay. So you doing anything later?
* Girl No..........Why.........?
* Guy Wow you are an ellipsis whore
ellipsis whore by YukikoRyo January 15, 2014

Ellipsis Sine Wave 

An Ellipsis Sine Wave is a Sine Wave that is not fully connected; Ellipsis Sine Waves are also considered "Dotted Sine Waves" or "Dashed Sine Waves" they're like dotted lines except that it goes in a similar pattern as a sine wave. Real Ellipsis Sine Waves start large and then slowly decline exponentially slowing down. If you to the end of an infinitely large sine wave, at the end it would no longer be an Ellipsis Sine Wave.
In class, I drew an ellipsis sine wave so I wouldn't mistake it for the sine waves I had to solve for my homework.
Ellipsis Sine Wave by Vanouper September 12, 2022