Eli Manning

The pussiest quaterback ever. Is in a gay relationship with Bruce Sprinsteen

Eli Manning- "Every time Bruce moans, Im on my knees"

Bruce " Give it to me harder, Eli!"

by Joseph Mack Miranda February 11, 2009

Eli Manning

A football guy whose secretly gay

You know that kid, Evan on the JV football team, he’s such a Eli Manning

by Buffytheheteroslayer January 16, 2018

Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans

Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle

by Wistopher May 10, 2020