A slimy, desperate, perverted old man who seeks younger, more vulnerable mates. A dirty, loser man. The male equivalent of a cougar.
In nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. The non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.
In nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. The non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.
"Ewww, Betty! The elephant seal at 3 o'clock is totally checking you out!"
"OMG! Jane is dating a total elephant seal. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather."
"OMG! Jane is dating a total elephant seal. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather."
by Elephant Seal Awareness July 19, 2009
Get the elephant seal mug.Used commonly in the Tri State area, elephant mungo is a form of time. The time of elephant mungo is right around 3:30 pm; more specifically it is the time in between 3:29 and 3:31 pm, not including 3:30. Some consider this to be an overvonplicated way of expressing time, while others consider it the time unit of the future.
Carl: Hey Bill, want to go to the park with me?
Bill: Sure, what time?
Carl: Does elephant-mungo work for you...
Bill: Why, yes it certainly does.
Bill: Sure, what time?
Carl: Does elephant-mungo work for you...
Bill: Why, yes it certainly does.
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When one truck attempts to pass another on the highway, but lacks the power to pass. Ultimately the two trucks remain side by side holding up everyone behind them for miles because nether one of them wants to lose the race.
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Get the elephantism mug.n. A very large issue that everyone is acutely aware of, but nobody wants to talk about. Perhaps a sore spot, perhaps politically incorrect, or perhaps a political hot potato, it's something that no one wants to touch with a ten foot pole. Sometimes pink elephant in the room.
The degeneration of parental responsibility in this country is the elephant in the room, but no one in Washington wants to address it.
by fizzle April 15, 2004
Get the elephant in the room mug.The moment an elephant gently touches you with its trunk; usually lightly patting your head. Very rare to see.
by Elephant Kiss March 14, 2016
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- Is 18-35 years of age
- Is of African American heritage
- Is at least 400 pounds in weight
- Carries a bucket of KFC wherever she goes
- Wears extremely tight clothing that does not fit her "weight range"
- Is 18-35 years of age
- Is of African American heritage
- Is at least 400 pounds in weight
- Carries a bucket of KFC wherever she goes
- Wears extremely tight clothing that does not fit her "weight range"
Person 1: Hey look at that lady over there, she is so fat
Person 2: I know, she's a total elephantisha!
Person 1: She should not be wearing those skinny jeans...
Person 2: Haha i know right, is that a bucket of KFC?
Elephantisha: AIN'T NOBODY GETTING SOME OF MY KFC!!!
Person 2: I know, she's a total elephantisha!
Person 1: She should not be wearing those skinny jeans...
Person 2: Haha i know right, is that a bucket of KFC?
Elephantisha: AIN'T NOBODY GETTING SOME OF MY KFC!!!
by alohha134 September 29, 2012
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