elephant trunk
a man walking down the street with some tight ass sweats or pants on and no underwear on and all you can see is the outline of his wanker.
elephant trunk by Airjordon April 19, 2005
Elephant Trunk
"dang gurl i heard CC is strung"
"wut u mean gurl"
"gurl i mean he gotta elepant trunk"
"well break me off sumo that"
"wut u mean gurl"
"gurl i mean he gotta elepant trunk"
"well break me off sumo that"
Elephant Trunk by BaBy Gurl April 18, 2005
Elephant Trunk
An extreme case of burning hemorrhoids in which the inside of the anus is so elongated that it hangs down like an elephant's proboscis. And like the real elephant's trunk, it is extremely sensitive and can smell terrible. Unlike the real elephant's trunk, it is not strong enough to rip the branches off a tree.
Guy #1: Man, I biked 5 hours today on my Grandma's old Schwinn.
Guy #2: Ouch! That must have really been painful on your arse.
Guy #1: You said it. I got an elephant trunk so long it's wrapped around my junk.
Guy #2: Ouch! That must have really been painful on your arse.
Guy #1: You said it. I got an elephant trunk so long it's wrapped around my junk.
Elephant Trunk by cocteau30 August 17, 2011
Elephant Trunk
Elephant Trunk by Brozinga2 July 11, 2020
elephant trunk
An uncircumcised penis. Because uncircumcised men are neurotic, extremely insecure and too fragile to take a joke, they'll probably add and upvote a definition for this word that shames circumcised men for no apparent reason, saying circumcised men have "smaller penises" or something. Uncircumcised men act this way because the opposite is true. Circumcised men are cleaner, healthier and happier, have better sex, nicer penises, and will never fall victim to the awful reproductive problems that uncircumcised men are victim to.
I was about to go down on this dude, but then I saw that he had an elephant trunk, so I slept with a circumcised man instead.
elephant trunk by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024
Elephant Trunk
An uncircumcised penis, or a penis with a foreskin. Men with uncircumcised penises are victim to various reproductive problems, and are linked to reproductive cancers and the spread of disease. People naturally prefer cleaner, healthier circumcised men as a result. As a consequence of this, uncircumcised men develop psychological issues and spread misinformation about circumcised penises, saying circumcised penises are "smaller" or "less sensitive" or "less functional". None of this is true, according to legitimate studies on the subject. Circumcised men are grateful to be preferred worldwide, have better sex, and avoid the reproductive problems that make uncircumcised men such angry, neurotic victims.
I was about to go down on him, but I saw he had an elephant trunk, so I just chose to date my handsome circumcised friend instead.
Elephant Trunk by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024
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