BIGGEST weeb of all time, plays a lot of video games, likes thick thighs, and extremely independent. BUT hot as fuck :)
by weirdsky August 9, 2020
A small town in Canada about two hours west of Edmonton, Alberta. A small shithole featuring a large supply of meth for anyone over the age of eight. Usually used by truckers as a shit stop on the way to a half decent place like Edmonton or Jasper, plus the chronic is expensive as fuck here
Person One: Yo dude i heard you moved to Edson, Alberta how is it there?
Person Two: uggg... kill...me...
Person Three: He real bacon for real
Person Two: uggg... kill...me...
Person Three: He real bacon for real
by DreamsicleBacon January 20, 2012
American actor and musican commonly remembered as the parking garage attendant in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". He was also the very first drummer for the band Sonic Youth.
"You guys have nothing to worry about. I'm a profesional" -Richard Edson's character in Ferris Bueller.
by 1-2 crush on you November 30, 2007
There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.
'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'
He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.
'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'
He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019
Look at that Edson over there!
by Edsonclapper69 November 21, 2021
Wow did you see the amazing performance Edson Alvarez had in the Champions League! He completely stopped that teams attack!
by edsonalvarez4 May 14, 2022