A person who's world revolves around vegetables. You can often find them sniffing around the fresh produce section of the supermarket like wild herbivore, eating loose leaves off the floor like a vacuum cleaner cleans up dirt. Dangling a carrot infront of an eJuan puts them in a hyper excited state that might cause them to go into trance-like state reciting the names of vegetables in alphabetical order. Generally, a very weird, vegetable-loving person.
Look at that girl, she is such an eJuan!
by lienK3 August 16, 2021
Get the eJuan mug.A “CSGO” nerd, who also goes by “Eddy” and respect everyone but can’t get in a relationship if his life depends on it, have decent look kinda depressing to be around at time but making fun of him can bright up your day!, girl secretly used him, love music and car he hopefully wants to become “Chrisfixit” , love to drink he does care what other people think of him, everybody bully Eddy!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Edduan mug.A Eujuan is a person that is superior to you in every way. Smarter, better-looking, funnier, definitely kinder than you. If you know a Eujuan, please check up on them because they're probably having a really hard time right now and might just snap one of these days. Eujuans usually have a hard time sharing their feelings and really rely on people just checking up on them rather than them just pouring out their emotions.
Oh look, it's Eujuan, let's talk to him.
by Parapio November 23, 2021
Get the Eujuan mug.A nice person who always there when you need them. Loyal to everyone. One of the most funniest person you’ll ever meet. If you ever meet an eduani you must be lucky because he a funny dude. He loves food a lot, games, and music. They arnt the best in looks but will be there when times are tuff. He is such a great person to have with you. So if you ever have an eduani in your life keep them close, you don’t wanna lose them.
Person1: you seen eduani
Person 2: no why
Person 1: cuz he’s the most funniest kind hearted person ever
Person 2: your so right
Person 2: no why
Person 1: cuz he’s the most funniest kind hearted person ever
Person 2: your so right
by J0shuani December 17, 2024
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