eatin' crusts

A simple definition for people both male, and female that feel the need to date and or copulate with close friends exes or former lovers. Aka dicks, fucks or skinflutes.

Hey did you hear chris hooked up with another one of our exes!?

Yeah hes always been a fan of eatin' crusts

by browntip July 17, 2014

eatin' pants

Pants that allow for a great deal of eating such as at your granny's thanksgiving dinner

Kim didn't wear her eatin' pants to the BBQ and was sad when the button popped and the bottom split.

by AngieN May 30, 2006

Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs

G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock

by Mlight69 August 25, 2009

Eatin' my puddin'

A common U.K slang for 'eating ass' or giving a rimjob

Oy,this lass was eatin' my puddin' all night on Chewsday. It only cost me an extra 10 quid!

by DaymnDayniel November 2, 2022

eatin fuzz

The act of consuming large quantities of pubic hair.

Josh: Let's try eatin fuzz!
Brittany: No that's fucking nasty!

by Frozen Bob April 19, 2017

Eatin' beans

To be poor, broke, or to lose a lot of money

I'm stuck in a dead-end job, but I don't want to be eatin' beans forever!

If we don't make our money back on this deal, we'll all be eatin' beans!

by Juldean Schneichek March 18, 2020

Eatin' my dessert

lesbians eating each others kitties you know what i mean if you do

Eatin' my dessert in the bathroom

by damnwhatevalor April 14, 2021