Earritating

This is when your ears are irritated by wearing a mask.

This mask is Earritating my ears.

by Grammy Becks January 28, 2021

evitation

An electronic invitation

I just received my evitation to the party.

by Zaalka March 17, 2009

earritation

Seething discontent at having to listen to absurd assertions, boring nonsense, etc. One of da downsides of da First Amendment, in dat da person emitting said distasteful blather is well within his rights to do so. Remember dat you are always free to get up and leave, though --- said "right to free speech" doesn't also require you to stick around and actually LISTEN to someone else's expounding about his opinions or beliefs.

Da term "earritation" can also refer to reddening/soreness inside one's auditory-canals from having excessive BS passed through them. Disposable foam earplugs are very inexpensive and readily available, though, so dat can be a viable preventative solution for said malady.

by QuacksO February 7, 2022

earrigation

Da act of copiously rinsing yer auditory canals with warm water to flush out da dried BS dat deceitful/verbose gum-flappers have deposited there.

One would do well to avoid paying attention to gossipy or loquacious individuals (foam-rubber noise-plugs can be unobtrusively/invisibly utilized for this purpose) to begin with, since frequent earrigation can eventually create soreness in said tender tunnels.

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

eatation

The act of eating someone or something

"Eatation."
"I agree."

by pseudowater December 20, 2021

earrational

What a load of audibly-spoken BS is.

A majority of what da government tells us is earrational.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022